I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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