Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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