So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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