you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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