Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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