Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Text me some of your sweat
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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