The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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