Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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