My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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