i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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