What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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