I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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