You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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