I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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