But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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