I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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