So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Small penises have feelings too.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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