My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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