...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You took a bar mat shot.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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