Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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