nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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