She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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