new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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