as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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