that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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