Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish i was in the wii world.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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