Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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