i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
