no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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