I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Someone signed my nipple.
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