you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
