I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He has the fingertips of a God
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