Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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