And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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