But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he wants to bone in the snuggie
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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