whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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