we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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