Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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