A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
as a side note pls kill me
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