bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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