So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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