yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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