well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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