I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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