I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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