I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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