just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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