Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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