He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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