She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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