i will never coherently bang her
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.