how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.