maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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