Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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