I heard we made out
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Enjoy the penises
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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