i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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