My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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